Please make note of and enjoy these ten tips for avoiding Halloween costume disaster.
1. Commit to Your Costume
Don’t do it halfway. You can’t wear dress slacks with a superhero top and a mask.
2. Know Your Body Type
You’ve just got to know what will and will not work on your frame. View more weight challenged costumes.
3. Superhero Costumes are Skin Tight
This is to show off their perfect bodies. You do not and will not ever look like these fantasy characters. View more superhero costumes.
4. Sci-Fi Bonus Humiliation
If you dress as a character from Star Wars or Star Trek, the ridicule factor is automatically doubled. View more Star Wars and Star Trek costumes.
5. Do You Have To Be A Slut?
If you’re a female, you don’t have to make every costume slutty. Seriously, how many ‘sexy cat’ costumes must we endure? View more sexy costumes.
6. Men Should Avoid Most Animal Costumes
If you’re a male, be very careful if dressing as an animal. There are certain animals a man should never dress as, including cats, sheep or unicorns. View more animal costumes.
7. At Least Try
Homemade costumes can be more fun and creative than store bought, but you need to put forth some effort.
8. People Have Cameras
Don’t dress in something that you don’t want shared across the Internets.
9. Don’t Embarrass Your Children
Sure you are a wiz with the sewing machine, but perhaps your perceived costume making skills aren’t quite what you think. View more children’s costume fails.
10. Behave
Don’t ruin your awesome mug shot by wearing a crappy costume.
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