Look, we like Halloween and appreciate the creativity involved with creating your own costume. But come on, there are a few basic rules that need to be followed:

  • You don’t need to dress as a sexy kitten, no matter how good looking you are. Just dress as a slut, that’s what you’re going for anyway, right?
  • Understand your body type. Most superhero costumes are skintight, you should know that.
  • Don’t embarrass your children.
  • If you’re going to a comic convention, someone’s going to take a picture of you.
  • Dressing as a Star Wars character is just asking for¬†ridicule.

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