Costume Fail
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You are so clever with your magic lamp costume. Good luck with the ladies, chief.
You’re so clever with your party in your pants costume. Good luck with the ladies, chief.
Another hilarious store-bought p.o.s. for the guy who is too cool. Good luck with the ladies at your Halloween party, chief.
Wow, you are so clever in your Hung Like a Horse costume. Going to a big party wearing this one? Good luck with the ladies, chief.
Okay chump, you’ve strapped on your hilarious Ring Toss costume and are going to be the life of the party. Good luck with the ladies, chief.
Chief, your night just is not going to end the way you envisioned when you slipped on this Free Mammogram costume. Good luck with the ladies.
The One Night Stand costume, keeping guys from meeting girls everywhere. Good luck with the ladies, chief.
Wow I’m glad you feel dumb fun, plush, I know it is a happy camper, you know you can’t even thukophai.
I know that you think this Breathalyzer costume is just awesome, but I’m telling you right now, champ, that your night is not ending as you imagine.
